the honest lies of a secret service agent
Note- Hey everyone! I really did only have 2 days to write this, since I'm balancing a lot right now. Although it took me hours both days last week, I'm satisfied with my results! The Prompt was "I stared at the crowd and told the biggest lie of my life." I was recommended to pick a prompt out of 5 prompts randomly. I know this is a "funny" story, but I don't consider myself funny enough to call this comedy, but I tried something new, and I'm proud of it! FYI- According to the Oxford Dictionary, Asinine means extremely stupid or foolish. I take a wide step forward until my toes hit the black duct-taped X in the center of the stage and inhale a silent breath. My audience is a conglomeration of artificial white light and though I’m a old man now I still pretend they’re test dummies devoid of judgement and internal snark, but I know they’re there seated quietly, as we all anticipate my talk I titled “Open Books know better” at the prestigious Stu...
